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garbage dick
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you win
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I will be naked everywhere
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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