Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
How naked do you want me to be?
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