they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Alive.
So much puke
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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