You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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