she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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