No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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