It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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