READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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