Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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