his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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