Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
