Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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