You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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