How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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