He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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