no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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