idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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