We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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