Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
ok first of all what the fuck
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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