dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You're a waste of cheezeits
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
