Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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