You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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