i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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