I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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