The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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