I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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