i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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