I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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