Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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