WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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