There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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