Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he was CRYING into my vagina
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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