it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
