I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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