you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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