If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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