he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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