Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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