"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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