Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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