I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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