Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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