I cockslap morals
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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