i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he was CRYING into my vagina
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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