i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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