it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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