I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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