Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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