I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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