You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You ruined the universe
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
