did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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