it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you mean i was at the winter classic?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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