she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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